A few years ago, the makers of Grand Theft Auto said the fourth chapter of their game franchise would be set in a city that looked like New York. True enough, GTA IV featured a pretty faithful re-creation of New York City, with the exception of Staten Island. Rockstar Games said they would not include the forgotten borough because “it would not be fun to play there.”
As I’ve pointed out before, exciting things do happen on Staten Island. The Island is home to the fourth-largest boardwalk in the world, the (now defunct) world’s largest garbage dump and the ninja burglar. And now, just in time for Thanksgiving, a pack of wild turkeys now roams the Island:
The flock, numbering around a 100 birds, starting forming about a decade ago when a woman released a small number of the birds.
The birds cause major traffic headaches, according to residents.
Fox 5 saw one turkey playing chicken with a car.
Back when I lived on the Island, South Beach had a bunch of arcades and small-time amusement parks. I leave and exciting things happen.
Supposedly, they can’t get rid of these turkeys because they’re a protected species. I can offer a simple solution–the turkey cannon:

The day is finally here for fans of Conan O’Brien: the whiskey snortin’ leprechaun cavortin’ wizard of late night returns to television.
Pinkerton Deluxe, which fans have clamored for since 2004’s reissue of The Blue Album receives the same deluxe treatment. The original album has undergone a remastering (or some other type of sonic updating). Following the ten Pinkerton tracks, are the album’s b-sides which are nice to have in one place and radio remixes of The Good Life and Pink Triangle. Then there are a slew of live tracks- some from an acoustic show in Philadelphia from the summer of ’97 (the same show that was responsible for this
The other treat for Weezer fans today is Death to False Metal, a collection of ten previously unreleased songs that were recorded for one album or another. Rivers is calling it the band’s ninth album, and considering Weezer hasn’t had a thematically linked album since Pinkerton, it’s hard to argue with him. The songs span the band’s redording efforts from 1998 through 2009. However (and a small complaint about the collection), half the album focuses on the sessions for Weezer’s fifth album, which eventually became 2005’s Make Believe.