Because People Like To Say Salsa

Last week, I went to a n Italian place here in Columbus and was befuddled by an item on the sandwich menu:

I don’t know what’s more odd- the melting cheese or the salsa on a meatball sandwich that clearly has none. It’s probably just a case of false advertising. After all, salsa is America’s favorite condiment.

GEORGE: Why don’t they have salsa on the table?

JERRY: What do you need salsa for?

GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say “salsa.” “Excuse me, do
you have salsa?” “We need more salsa.” “Where is the salsa? No salsa?”

GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) “I wanted seltzer, not salsa.”

JERRY: “Don’t you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You
have the seltezer after the salsa!”

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