I found out that today for snacktime at Hope’s school they had salsa.
While I’m happy her food choices keep expanding, I’m happier for the excuse to bust out one of my favorite routines.
(Unfortunately, I can’t embed the video), so I’ll include the text:
GEORGE: Why don’t they have salsa on the table?
JERRY: What do you need salsa for?
GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say “salsa.” “Excuse me, do you have salsa?” “We need more salsa.” “Where is the salsa? No salsa?”
GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) “I wanted seltzer, not salsa.”
JERRY: “Don’t you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You have the seltezer after the salsa!”