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It’s 8:00 a.m. in the 24-verse.
The sun is back up.
Kim Bauer is free from the ruthless clutches of the evil (and unhygenic) terror couple.
The guy behind all of the terror conspiracies over the last three seasons is in custody.
And Jack Bauer is in the hospital.
A fitting end for Day 7 of 24.
Continue reading “The End of Another Long Day for Jack Bauer”
Dude 1: You’re still trying to prove me wrong, aren’t you?
Dude 2: You are wrong.
Dude 1: They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.
Dude 2: It only ends once. Anything that happens before that, it’s just progress.
And so began tonight’s episode of Lost, the final episode of Season 5, The Incident. If anyone has any idea what happened, I’d like to know.
I had to watch that opening scene of tonights episode more than once. I felt like there were a lot of hints involved in the conversation between Jacob and the adversary. Between that and all the flashbacks involving Jacob and characters we’ve known for a while, it almost felt like we were watching a different show. And with the ambigious ending of tonight’s two-hour Lost extravaganza, we Lost fans are left wondering whether it will even be the same show that returns in February of 2010. Not to mention we’re all stuck counting down the days for some answers. I’m sure the creators of Lost wouldn’t have it any other way.
So Jacob’s been around a while. He lives under the statue (or as some might say, in the shadow of the statue). He can leave the island at will and has healing powers. Through various methods, he brings people to the island. And he shares the island with the adversary who wants to kill him, but because of some nebulous agreement, can’t. It’s hinted that the adversary doesn’t always appreciate Jacob’s bringing people to the island and has a low opinion of mere mortals. But he’s more than happy to use them for his nefarious means.
Well, Jacob has brought these people to the island for a reason (the aforementioned progress). How that fits in with the incident at the Swan site and all the other assorted happenings on the island is anyone’s guess. One of the many things we’ll have to wait until next February for.
[My Name Is] Jonas Hodges is dead.
Tony is in custody.
The weaponized Mad Cow disease is no longer in the hands of terrorists.
Looks like Day Seven is done for Jack Bauer.
Wait? What’s that?
Kim’s trapped in the airport with a cougar bewigged terrorist poor hygeine habits?
<jack> Dammit! </jack>
Continue reading “Everything's Really Wrapped Up Nicely – Much Quicker Than Usual”
The airplane. Baseball. The Internet.
These are just a few things among the many that the genius of American Inventors has given to the world. And the hits just keep on coming. For example, MeatCards, business cards made out of beef jerky. The people behind MeatCards use laser beams to etch information into a slab of beef jerky, turning it from a delicious piece of food into a delicious piece of food containing potentially useful (or non-useful, depending on what you do) business information.
Of course, the safety of eating laser-etched beef jerky may be debatable, as Jason Kincaid at TechCrunch found out:
I haven’t receieved my MeatCards yet, and thus have been unable to taste the goods for myself. But I have been assured that they should in theory be edible, albeit with a strange laser-burnt aftertaste. That said, the guys behind MeatCards seem to be interested in finding a way to mark the cards with “Do Not Eat” to make it clear that they don’t want you to eat them – it just opens them up to too many possible legal problems and regulations. But they can’t stop you from doing it.
It’s probably not just concerns over eating super-heated beef jerky. Would you really want to eat a piece of jerky handed to you by someone who’s been carrying it around in his or her back pocket all day?
Regardless, I still think it’s a great idea.
Since coming back from the dead, John Locke hasn’t been quite right, and all signs pointed to him going off the deep end on tonight’s episode of Lost, Follow The Leader.
First of all, there’s the very fact that he came back from the dead, which seemingly goes against the laws of nature (which may or may not apply on Lost Island). Secondly, he’s had a higher-than-usual rapport with the island- knowing what to do and where to go, and as we saw tonight, knowing exactly when he was.
And finally, tonight, we heard of Locke’s plan, which made me think he’s lost it. Continue reading “Follow[ing] The Leader May Not Be The Best Idea”
Let me say off the bat that Season 7 of 24 has been great. The show has redeemed itself from the waste that was Day 6.
That being said, I’m glad there are only a handful more episodes left, because I’m getting tired of these episodes, like tonight’s (4:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m.), that are all plot setup with a minute or two of action tacked on at the end.
Continue reading “Of Patsies, Overachieving Hitmen and a Wasted Supervillain”
Up until this weekend, most of my knowledge of the City of Chicago came from two sources: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and The Fugitive.
Well, this weekend The Civee and I had a chance to expand that knowledge- we were invited to a birthday party for her sister Saturday held on one of the rooftops across the street from Wrigley Field.
We decided to head up there Saturday morning and return this (Sunday morning). With the game starting at noon (Chicago time) we figured we’d have enough time to get to Chicago, park at the hotel and take “The L” up to Wrigley in time for the first pitch. We hit Chicago at 11, and seemingly, our plan was looking pretty damn good.
We got off the highway and on to Columbus (the street our hotel was located on) and all of a sudden, we were greeted by hundreds of cars not moving. Columbus, it turns out, was closed.
In the great tradition of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and The Fugitive, there was a parade in Chicago yesterday. Not only did we have to seperate from the conglomeration of cars turning downtown Chi-town into a parking lot, we had to navigate to our hotel before we could carry out the rest of our plan.
Eventually, we managed to make our way to the hotel, but we pulled in the parking lot at 12:05 and our plan was shot to sunshine. We did make it to Wrigley by the top of the third, which wasn’t that bad, considering we were set back an hour.
Still, I couldn’t get upset–the parade goers all had Polish flags, scarves, t-shirts and other paraphernalia. Turns out it was the annual Polish Constitution Day Parade. As we sat in traffic, I actually considered ditching the ball game and joining my bretheren in celebration of the ratification of the world’s second-oldest democratic constitution.
But we had a ball game to go to.
The rooftop experience was fun. I wasn’t surprised that most of the people on the rooftop weren’t there to watch the game (especially with the free food and drinks). It was nice to see former Yankees Ted Lilly (8 IP, 1ER, 10K) and Alfonso Soriano (2-5) have a good day. It was even nicer to not get hassled for wearing a Yankees cap.
After the game, the Civee and I got back on the L and walked around the city a bit. It was fun and we’d like to go back sometime for more than just a day.
If we do, our experience (and the movies) have taught us there will be a parade that day.
If there’s one (for lack of a better word) constant on Lost, it’s main characters with serious daddy issues. Whether it’s a father stealing a child’s kidney, running off for years on end, or just living life in a drunken haze, fathers on Lost have been villified to no end.
But on tonight’s episode of Lost, The Variable, we met a (again, for lack of a better word) variable to the forumla. Meet Daniel Faraday. He’s a thirty-something physicist and professor at Oxford with possible moral and ethical issues when it comes to human experimentation. He’s travelled through time, likes redheads and long walks through the jungle. He has possible mental issues (but no one’s perfect). He wants to make the island world a better place.
Oh, and he has mommy issues.
I think Jack Bauer vs. Caloriemate has been dethroned as my favorite Japanese commercial…
Remember kids, when faced with a fire, use your heads.
Tonight’s episode of 24 (Day 7, 3:00 a.m. to 4:00 a.m.) didn’t have much in the way of fisticuffs (or as Jack Bauer practices it, killingpeoplewithyourlegsicuffs).
There were no gunfights.
And no big explosions.
But there were plenty of scenes of people yelling at each other.
