Ask a stupid question (II)

I’ve been back to work a week since my injury.

I still can’t walk without crutches. I’ve learned that whenever people who haven’t seen you on crutches see you, they ask two things:
a) Are you all right?
2) What happened?

In the week I’ve been back to work, I’ve answered the second question with the following:
-Fell off a treadmill.
-I was being stupid.
-I could tell you but I’d have to kill you.
-Rescuing orphans from a house fire.
-Damn steel cage match!
-Damn midgets!
-Jack Bauer shot my foot because he thought I was withholding information.

I’m kind of running out of answers to the question. Anyone have any ideas? Best answer gets a box of Pocky!

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