Life in these United States

Election Day is tomorrow. I don’t care what you believe or who you support, just get out there and vote (as long as you can do so legally).

In the meanwtime, I’ll leave you with the three things I’ve been thinking about about what America will be like after the 2006 election:

1. What will our landscapes, urban, suburban and pastoral, look like without campaign yard signs?

2. Who will give my life meaning now that I no longer get ten calls per day (eight of which are recorded) telling me who to vote for? (Or what to vote against?)

3. What in the world will TV stations air during commercial breaks now that all campaign commercials are irrevelant?

Go America!

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