The Search for Seal

(This isn’t about the singer Seal, but rather a quest much like that taken during Kramer’s favorite Star Trek movie).

One of the elements of my job is incorporating the State Seal of Ohio into various documents and publications.  I’m familiar with its history and different forms.  Just for you, to help move this story along, here’s what the seal looks like:

Legend has it that the seal is the depiction of the sun rising over Mount Logan (in Southeastern Ohio) from outside the home of Thomas Worthington, one of the fathers of Ohio Statehood.  The river, bushel of wheat and sheaf of arrows all have their own meaning as well.

The Civee and I both took the day off today.  We wanted to go hiking in a state park, but ended up exploring the City of Chillicothe and Adena, the nearby state historic site which is also the aforementioned home of Governor Worthington.  I was looking forward to seeing the actual view that inspired the state seal.  One of the guides at the museum told us it wasn’t quite exact.  He was right:

Granted, I didn’t expect to get there early enough to see the sun rising between the mountains.  And I didn’t think there would be arrows or wheat laying around.  But there’s no river.  And while it is an incredible view, it just doesn’t feel like the seal.

This is more like it:

Progress

Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller

People often ask me why and how I ended up in Columbus.  Having grown up in the New York/New Jersey metropolitan area, Columbus is a totally different place and experience than what I was used to.  I ended up here because nine months after graduating college, it was the location of the first place (in my then-career of broadcasting) that offered me a job (and I’ve stayed for other reasons).

I had interviewed at a few other television stations in the months following that walk down the aisle set to Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage’s theme song, but no luck.  So I had an interview with a station here in Columbus almost ten years ago (give or take a few months) provided I could get here on my own.  Not knowing the city, I booked a hotel room (in some online deal) and drove myself out here in my 1986 Buick Century Limited (which even then, was real old).  The hotel was located off of the intersection of Morse Road and Interstate 71,  which, upon my arrival, I found was not close at all to the location of my interview.

The day before the interview, I pulled into Columbus, with plenty of time and energy to waste.  The hotel clerk mentioned a nearby mall, so I headed a few miles down Morse to Northland Mall.  It wasn’t the most modern mall, nor the most lively, but it wasn’t a horrible place to pass some time (however, had I known Easton was a few more miles down the road, I may have skipped Northland entirely).

Did well in the interview, drove back home (at 2 in the morning), and a month later, got the job.  Moved out to Ohio, packing the Limited full, and drove out with King Classic, who helped me look for an apartment.  I found something on the other side of town, much closer to the station.

Even now, I live on the same side of town, and while I’ll go to the eastern side of town for some things, I really haven’t spent much time in that Morse Rd./Northland area.  I was aware that a few years ago, they tore Northland down, because after Easton (and Polaris), business just dried up.

Earlier today, I had to attend a meeting at the Department of Taxation, based in a new building located on the spot of the former Northland Mall.  It was weird going back to this place where even though I spent only a few hours, I had so many vivid memories.  The nervousness, boldness, loneliness and hope I felt that night before the interview all came back to me.  I don’t want to say Northland was a special place (although to some, I’m sure it was), but the memories just hit me again.

Here was this brand spanking new building taking up space on the lot on which, nine years and ten months ago, I had parked the Limited while looking for a way to waste a few hours.  The only remnants of a mall was a lone anchor store, standing vacant without any identity, resigned to an unknown fate.

The last time I was there, I was full of emotion, uncertain of the future.  Today, I went back, just another day.

In some ways, the past ten years have gone by quickly.  It’s striking that I’ve been here this long to notice changes like this.  I think the me back then would have been happy to know that things ended up the way they did.  But then again, I think I expected it.

The Salesman From The Dark Side

So tonight I was watching Star Wars (nevermind that I’ve seen it countless times already), Luke’s flying down the trench, about to blow up the Death Star.

Luke turns off his targeting computer, when all of a sudden, there’s a knock on the door.

So I pause the movie to answer the door, politely blowing off some guy selling something or other. I sit back down and try to watch the rest of the movie, but I can’t.

The interruption just ruined the momentum. If it had happened at any other moment, I would have been fine. But even with Luke just seconds from saving the rebellion, I just couldn’t get into it.

I never thought Star Wars could be ruined, but there you go. Perfect timing, Mr. door-to-door salesman. The dark side is strong with you.

Things I'm Looking Forward To

I’m sure there are a few things I’m leaving out, but here are some things on the calendar:

October 7/8: MLB playoffs begin

October 27:  Release of Raditude, Weezer’s seventh Studio Album

November 26: Thanksgiving

December 25: Christmas

February 2010: Final season of Lost begins

February 14, 2010: Pitchers and catchers report/International Weezer Day

March 28, 2010: Wrestlemania XXVI/MLB Opening Day (a.k.a. The Days of Greatness)

April 7 (est.), 2010: The Civee and I are havin’ a baby.

U2 = Evil Agents of Dr. Wily

The other day, I was in the car with the Civee and U2’s latest single I’ll Go Crazy if I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight started playing.  At first, I didn’t think it was u2.  The opening riff/melody was familiar, but I couldn’t quite place it.

It wasn’t familiar in the way that, say the “Boom-boom chop” that every rock act rips off for at least one of their songs.  Rather, it was familiar in a way that only someone who grew up in the ’80s playing way too much video games would know.

The tune in question?  the Elecman stage theme from 1987’s Mega Man composed by Manami Matsumae and Yoshihiro Sakaguchi.

Don’t believe me? Listen for yourself.  Here’s U2:

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I’ll Go Crazy if I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight (opening riff, sample)

And here’s the Elecman riff:

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Mega Man: Elecman Stage

Don’t get me wrong, I think U2 are a fine group of entertainers, with much more musical talent, than say, Rob Thomas.  I enjoy that Lemon song of theirs a great deal.  But I just want to see Manami Matsumae and Yoshihiro Sakaguchi get their due.

If not, Mega Man will have to conquer Macphisto Man and steal his weirdness power.

Raditude And Beyond

Even if Weezer fans aren’t thrilled with the band’s new songs ‘The Girl Got Hot’ and ‘I’m Your Daddy,’ bassist Scott Shriner gives us plenty to look forward to in a new interview with MOVE Magazine:

“There’s parts of what we’re doing these days that really, really get me happy and excited, and there’s parts of it that I’m still a little bit on the fence about,” Shriner says. “If people aren’t into some of the stuff that’s on this album, the next album will be completely different, and we’re not going to stop making records any time soon. We’re not going anywhere. To tell you the truth, I don’t think we’ve ever been this focused on continuing to move forward than we are right now.”

More of this interview is available here.

Despite their titles, TGGH and IYD aren’t horrible.  And I do enjoy (If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To.  And I am looking forward to October 27.

I think soon I should write a list about all the things I’m looking forward to.  Some exciting things coming up.

And not all Weezer related.

Weird Al Don't Care About That

Back in ’96 there was some confusion amongst fans of “Weird Al” Yankovic and Weezer (overlapping fan groups for me) as to why Weird Al would thank Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo in the liner notes of his newest album Bad Hair Day when there wasn’t anything resembling a Weezer song on the album.

Turns out Al had wanted to include a sample of Buddy Holly in BHD’s Alternative Polka, but due to a misunderstanding, didn’t get word that he didn’t have permission to do so until after the notes had been printed.

In the recent years, things seemed to have been smoothed out between Weird Al and Weezer, as Weezer let Al use a sample of Buddy Holly for Poodle Hat’s Angry White Boy Polka and one of Al’s latest singles, Skipper Dan, sounds similar to Weezer’s Pork and Beans.

Well, last night, after 13 years of being buried in the vaults, Weird Al released through his Twitter the 20-or-so second clip of Buddy Holly removed from Alternative Polka, which you can listen to here.

True, it’s only 20 seconds and sounds exactly how you think it would sound, but it’s nice to know things are good between Weird Al and The Weezers.

Who Is Number Two Working For?

Some of the inhabitants of Lost Island see dead people.
These dead people are more than just mere visions of the departed–they have actual interactions with the main characters.  Some are apparitions of the Smoke Monster, passing judgment. Others we’re not sure about yet.  But one has appeared to a variety of people in different times and ways–Christian Shepard, father of Jack.
As first seen as a hallucination to a water-deprived Jack Shepard. Christian has appeared to other island inhabitants, and in the case of John Locke, has given instructions, claiming to speak for the mysterious Jacob.  But Christian’s advice led Locke to play right into the game plan devised by Jacob’s adversary, leading to the question “who is Christian (Jacob’s self-proclaimed number two) really working for?
Christian and Jack Shepard, father and son, are in many ways responsible for the state of each other’s life.  It’s hinted that Christian wasn’t the best father throughout Jack’s childhood.  During Jack’s adulthood, it’s much of the same, as Jack has to break free of his father’s shadow after choosing to follow in his father’s footsteps as a spinal surgeon.  Eventually, Jack’s career overshadows Christian’s, and he breaks free of his father’s influence.
Christian, on the other hand, is a recovering alcoholic, who tries to advise his son, but doesn’t always do so in a fatherly way.  Eventually, Christian is driven back to drinking by Jack, after Jack suspects his father of having an affair with his wife.  Christian hits the bottle again, leading to a failed operation on a pregnant woman.  When the patient dies, Jack (rightly) rats out Christian, who loses his medical license and decides to take a drinking tour of Australia (while trying to visit his secret daughter).  In Australia, accompanied by Ana-Lucia, Christian bumps into Sawyer and eventually dies of alcohol poisoning.
Jack travels to Australia to claim the body back home, but books a flight on Oceanic 815 and they both end up on the island.  Still, Jack retains bitterness and a need to fix everything-behaviors detrimental to his well-being.
Just as Christian shaped Jack during his formative years, Jack’s actions (accusing his father of having an affair with his wife, turning him into the hospital board) are the reason Christian goes to Australia.
In the early days of their time on the island, Jack saw Christian a few times while the 815 survivors were still getting acquainted with the island. At first, Christian only appeared to Jack, until Season 4, when Hurley and Michael both saw him, Hurley seeing him in Jacob’s cabin and Michael having a weird encounter seconds before the freighter blows up.  Also meeting Christian (or the ghost of) in season 4 was Locke, who met him in Jacob’s cabin.
While trying to find a way to save the island from Keamy and the rest of Widmore’s goons, Locke, Ben and Hurley search for Jacob’s cabin, looking for answers.  Because of his cancer and Alex’s death, Ben felt he fell out of favor with Jacob and let Locke be the one to speak with Jacob.  However, Jacob wasn’t in the cabin, and Christian (who was there with Claire) claimed he was authorized to speak on Jacob’s behalf.  Christian told Locke to move the island, an act that Ben was familiar with.
Because exile from the island was the result of moving the island (done by turning the wheel at the bottom of the Orchid), Ben claimed he had to do the deed, as that exile was his punishment from Jacob.  Ben turned the wheel, but because he either turned it incorrectly, or wasn’t supposed to have turned it in the first place, bad things happened.  Locke ended up back at the Orchid, this time with a broken leg, where Christian appeared again, berating him for letting Ben turn the wheel,  confirming the fact that Locke has to die to save his friends and being of little help as Locke has to push (although I still say pull) the wheel, gimpy leg and all.
Christian also appears to Sun and Frank during their 2007 return to the island, telling them they have a long journey to find their friends (who ended up in 1977) and to just wait for the path to appear.
At first glance, it looks like Christian is doing the work of Jacob.  But there are several other factors which make me think that he’s actually working for Jacob’s adversary (or is the adversary in disguise).
First off, Ben confirmed in “The Incident” that he never met Jacob.  Still, Ben took Locke to a cabin, that, according to Illana during her visit, had been empty for some time.  The people/spirits Locke communicated with while in the cabin may not have been Jacob, but rather, Jacob’s enemy.
Additionally, Jacob’s adversary has a game plan of using Locke (and his body) to manipulate Ben into killing Jacob. Locke has to die for the adversary to use his body, an idea that the adversary (as Locke) implants in Locke through Richard Alpert during one of the island’s time shifts.  However, when Locke tells Christian (still claiming to speak for Jacob) that he was told he’d have to die to save his friends, rather than telling Locke that’s not true, Christian coldly replies “Well, I suppose that’s why they call it sacrifice.”
Locke is crucial in the adversary’s plan. But it’s possible he’s also important in Jacob’s.  There are many reasons Locke can be seen as special, from regaining his ability to walk to being touched by Jacob after his accident, an argument can be made that Jacob and/or the Island needs Locke.  If that were the case, and Christian worked for Jacob, why would he send Locke to his death without batting an eye?
Even though I think Christian is “working for” the adversary, there is some evidence leading me to doubt this.  Christian can be seen as a positive force working on behalf of the island.  First, in his appearances to Jack, he leads his son to water, necessary for the survival of the marooned 815 passengers.  Secondly, when he appears to Michael (even though Michael doesn’t know who Christian is), Christian confirms Michael is doing the Island’s work.  Lastly, in the final Missing Piece aired prior to season four, Christian appears to Vincent minutes after the 815 crash, concerned about his son’s well-being and urges Vincent to wake Jack up, saying Jack has work to do.
Plus, judging from the artwork in the cabin (as long as it’s Jacob’s cabin), we can see that Jacob is fond of dogs.
Either way, even though Christian Shepard is dead, he’s important to both the Island and several of its inhabitants.  I’m not the only one confused by his appearances.  Izikavazo over at Not Confused Just Lost also ponders the question, but believes Christian is on the side of evil.  Me?  I’m not sure.
As we know, people who die on (or off) the Island don’t really disappear.  Hopefully, in the show’s upcoming final season, we’ll see more of Christian and get some freakin’ answers as to whom he’s working for.

This is the third entry in a series titled “I Want Some Freakin’ Answers.”  From time to time, I’ll talk about some of the things we’ve seen over the past five seasons of Lost that I’d like answered.  I’m not going to deal with topics we know will get answered (like the smoke monster), but rather those things that no one but die-hard Lost fans would care about.  It’s very likely that not everything will be answered, and even possible that some may be passed off as continuity errors, but Lost wouldn’t have obsessive fans if people didn’t care about the little things, right?

Some of the inhabitants of Lost Island see dead people.

These dead people are more than just mere visions of the departed–they have actual interactions with the main characters.  Some are apparitions of the Smoke Monster, passing judgment.  Others we’re not sure about yet.  But one has appeared to a variety of people in different times and ways–Christian Shepard, father of Jack.

As first seen as a hallucination to a water-deprived Jack Shepard. Christian has appeared to other island inhabitants, and in the case of John Locke, has given instructions, claiming to speak for the mysterious Jacob.  But Christian’s advice led Locke to play right into the game plan devised by Jacob’s adversary, leading to the question “who is Christian (Jacob’s self-proclaimed number two) really working for?

Christian and Jack Shepard, father and son, are in many ways responsible for the state of each other’s life.  It’s hinted that Christian wasn’t the best father throughout Jack’s childhood.  During Jack’s adulthood, it’s much of the same, as Jack has to break free of his father’s shadow after choosing to follow in his father’s footsteps as a spinal surgeon.  Eventually, Jack’s career overshadows Christian’s, and he breaks free of his father’s influence.

Christian, on the other hand, is a recovering alcoholic, who tries to advise his son, but doesn’t always do so in a fatherly way.  Eventually, Christian is driven back to drinking by Jack, after Jack suspects his father of having an affair with his wife.  Christian hits the bottle again, leading to a failed operation on a pregnant woman.  When the patient dies, Jack (rightly) rats out Christian, who loses his medical license and decides to take a drinking tour of Australia (while trying to visit his secret daughter).  In Australia, accompanied by Ana-Lucia, Christian bumps into Sawyer and eventually dies of alcohol poisoning.

Jack travels to Australia to claim the body back home, but books a flight on Oceanic 815 and they both end up on the island.  Still, Jack retains bitterness and a need to fix everything-behaviors detrimental to his well-being.

Just as Christian shaped Jack during his formative years, Jack’s actions (accusing his father of having an affair with his wife, turning him into the hospital board) are the reason Christian goes to Australia.

In the early days of their time on the island, Jack saw Christian a few times while the 815 survivors were still getting acquainted with the island.  As previously mentioned, Christian helped lead Jack to finding water in the caves.  But Jack found more than water–he also found his father’s coffin, which was empty.

At first, Christian only appeared to Jack, until Season 4, when Hurley and Michael both saw him, Hurley seeing him in Jacob’s cabin and Michael having a weird encounter seconds before the freighter blows up.  Also meeting Christian (or the ghost of) in season 4 was Locke, who met him in Jacob’s cabin.

While trying to find a way to save the island from Keamy and the rest of Widmore’s goons, Locke, Ben and Hurley search for Jacob’s cabin, looking for answers.  Because of his cancer and Alex’s death, Ben felt he fell out of favor with Jacob and let Locke be the one to speak with Jacob.  However, Jacob wasn’t in the cabin, and Christian (who was there with Claire) claimed he was authorized to speak on Jacob’s behalf.  Christian told Locke to move the island, an act that Ben was familiar with.

Christian's not happy with John LockeBecause exile from the island was the result of moving the island (done by turning the wheel at the bottom of the Orchid), Ben claimed he had to do the deed, as that exile was his punishment from Jacob.  Ben turned the wheel, but because he either turned it incorrectly, or wasn’t supposed to have turned it in the first place, bad things happened.  Locke ended up back at the Orchid, this time with a broken leg, where Christian appeared again, berating him for letting Ben turn the wheel,  confirming the fact that Locke has to die to save his friends and being of little help as Locke has to push (although I still say pull) the wheel, gimpy leg and all.

Christian also appears to Sun and Frank during their 2007 return to the island, telling them they have a long journey to find their friends (who ended up in 1977) and to just wait for the path to appear.

At first glance, it looks like Christian is doing the work of Jacob.  But there are several other factors which make me think that he’s actually working for Jacob’s adversary (or is the adversary in disguise).

First off, Ben confirmed in “The Incident” that he never met Jacob.  Still, Ben took Locke to a cabin, that, according to Illana during her visit, had been empty for some time.  The people/spirits Locke communicated with while in the cabin may not have been Jacob, but rather, Jacob’s enemy.

Additionally, Jacob’s adversary has a game plan of using Locke (and his body) to manipulate Ben into killing Jacob. Locke has to die for the adversary to use his body, an idea that the adversary (as Locke) implants in Locke through Richard Alpert during one of the island’s time shifts.  However, when Locke tells Christian (still claiming to speak for Jacob) that he was told he’d have to die to save his friends, rather than telling Locke that’s not true, Christian coldly replies “Well, I suppose that’s why they call it sacrifice.”

Locke is crucial in the adversary’s plan. But it’s possible he’s also important in Jacob’s.  There are many reasons Locke can be seen as special, from regaining his ability to walk to being touched by Jacob after his accident, an argument can be made that Jacob and/or the Island needs Locke.  If that were the case, and Christian worked for Jacob, why would he send Locke to his death without batting an eye?

Even though I think Christian is “working for” the adversary, there is some evidence leading me to doubt this.  Christian can be seen as a positive force working on behalf of the island.  First, in his appearances to Jack, he leads his son to water, necessary for the survival of the marooned 815 passengers.  Secondly, when he appears to Michael (even though Michael doesn’t know who Christian is), Christian confirms Michael is doing the Island’s work.  Lastly, in the final Missing Piece aired prior to season four, Christian appears to Vincent minutes after the 815 crash, concerned about his son’s well-being and urges Vincent to wake Jack up, saying Jack has work to do.

Plus, judging from the artwork in the cabin (as long as it’s Jacob’s cabin), we can see that Jacob is fond of dogs.

Either way, even though Christian Shepard is dead, he’s important to both the Island and several of its inhabitants.  I’m not the only one confused by his appearances.  Izikavazo over at Not Confused Just Lost also ponders the question, but believes Christian is on the side of evil.  Me?  I’m not sure.

As we know, people who die on (or off) the Island don’t really disappear.  Hopefully, in the show’s upcoming final season, we’ll see more of Christian and get some freakin’ answers as to whom he’s working for.

Who Will Have The Titular Line On Weezer's Raditude?

Back in aught-five, when I heard the title of Weezer’s fifth album was to be “Make Believe,” I wasn’t quite sure what to think. Sure, it grew on me, but there was some initial uncertainty.

Today, after learning the title of Weezer’s seventh album (coming October 27) will be “Raditude,” I feel a similar uncertainty.

At first, I read the title as “Ratitude,” which would have been even worse, considering the last decent album about rats was Michael Jackson’s “Ben.”

But then I fully woke up and read the title correctly. Still, I suppose it could have been worse (“Brownerton,” “Maladroit II: Maladroit Harder”). And knowing me, it will grow on me.

The title could make sense given Rivers Cuomo’s ongoing transformation into Good Ol’ Fun Time Rivers. Either way, I’m looking forward to hearing who has the titular line.

UPDATE: According to Rivers’ Twitter (twitter.com/RiversCuomo), we have Rainn Wilson to thank for the title. I’m not going to any of this summer’s Blink/weez shows, but if Weezer ends up playing the Schrute Farms Beetfest, I am so there.

Rivers Cuomo Is So Hardcore…

…he can watch Titanic without getting sad.

Weezer – (If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To

Come to think of it, I don’t think I got sad either.  More like kinda bored.

Anyway, thanks a certain evil retail conglomerate that shall go unnamed, we have Weezer’s new single nine days before its release date.

It’s upbeat, it’s poppy, it’s Weezer.