A job I probably wouldn't get

With the Yankees out of the playoffs, I’m awaiting the end of the World’s Series for four months of sweet off-season action.

The big news in the baseball world (okay, King Tom’s baseball world) is that the Yankees are interviewing mangerial candidates. I thought about sending in a resume, and attaching the results of the 2005 OOSL season. But I probably won’t land the Yankees job. After all, my managerial philosophy is along the lines of:

Burns: You, Strawberry, hit a home run.
Strawberry: Okay, skip.
(hits a home run)
Burns: Ha-ha! I told him to do that.
Smithers: Brilliant strategy sir
-Homer at the Bat

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